
After watching the French zip around their tiny streets, we were a little concerned about driving. It has been surprisingly smooth, however. We get lost a lot because Sicilian signs are (by our standards) weird or sometimes nonexistent. And Sicilians HONK. You think Utahns use their horns a lot? Forget it. If you are stopped here for more than five seconds, it is guaranteed that everyone within a mile radius is going to honk at you. When we were driving to Taormina from Catania, we came to a multilane ticket tollbooth. We somehow ended up in the telepass-ticket lane, where we belatedly realized we did not have a telepass or ticket and did not know how to pass through the barrier. During the time it took us to come to this conclusion, everyone behind us started honking like a bunch of angry geese. The guy behind us shouted something at us in Italian. "Englais?" Dad said hopefully. By the time we figured out how to buy the toll with coins, it sounded like the entire trumpet section of a very large orchestra was warming up behind us. We were
very relieved to get through the tollbooth and on our way.
We should have learned our lesson then about the horn, but we did not. Yesterday when we were driving along one of the winding countryside roads, we were interrupted by a flock of goats crossing in front of us, flanked by some dogs and a goatherd with a stick. When he came to our window, we asked if he spoke English (he didn't). The goats didn't seem particularly interested in leaving and continued along the road; we crept along behind them for a while until the goatherd waved at us.
"English!" he shouted, waving at the goats. "Go -
beep beep!" He mimed honking a horn. (This is a good example of how, even when people don't speak your language, they're usually pretty good at finding ways to communicate.)
Dad moved forward and honked politely - timidly, by Italian standards. A few goats scattered. We were all shouting at him - "Come on, Dad, honk like a Sicilian!" After a while of this the car behind us got impatient and zoomed around us, at which time its occupant proceeded to give us a lesson in proper Sicilian honking: HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! All of the goats took off as if they'd been hit by an electric shock. By this time everyone in our car had collapsed in laughter.